Caution man 

This is what caution man douse on the weekend

The Adventure in the sound room.

So when we last left our heros they were in a bind, and were out of caution tape for their costumes and then they were extrelamy happy when they foun a really larg role of caution tape so caution man proceded to rap thim selves in caution tape and continued to fight stupidity however they lost and were provien to be stupied them selves however... ummm yeah i don't know warin going with this so reall this is what me and a friend desited to do one day wial running tech for our church.

Code of caution

"Sometimes you just hafta take what life gives ya, ’cause life is like a mop and sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff… you, you, you gotta clean it out. You, you, you gotta put it in here and rinse it off and start all over again and, and sometimes, sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad you know a mop, a mop, it’s not good enough, it’s not good enough. You, you gotta get down there, like, with a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta, you gotta really scrub ’cause you gotta get it off. You gotta really try to get it off. But if that doesn’t work, that doesn’t work, you can’t give up. You gotta, you gotta stand right up. You, you gotta run to a window and say, “Hey! These floors are dirty as hell, and I’m not gonna take it any more!” - Stanley Spadowski, UHF (1989)

This is the code by which caution man and his cousins roomates deranged son, poncho, live by in their fight against utter stupidity.